~SOME DUDE NAMED EDDIE BAUER “REALLY ENJOYING ALL HIS FREE MONOGRAMMING”

Some dude living in Oklahoma is “really enjoying all the free monograms” sources reported early this morning. From polo shirts, to his toiletry kit and even to his Ford Explorer Edward Bauer is eating up the free gift of monogramming.

"I'm the easiest person in the world to shop for," Eddie reported as he folded his Deluxe Eddie Bauer bed sheets.

"Wanna see my mouse pad?," Bauer added as he shuffled along in his First Edition Eddie Bauer slippers.

Meanwhile, Jenny Craig of Fort Banks, Ohio ate chocolate chips straight from the bag while no one was looking Friday