Friday

~ASHTON KUTCHER PUNKS SATAN; GOES TO HEAVEN




The Prince of Darkness was just that - in the dark - Friday when he went to greet the recently deceased Ashton Kutcher at Hell’s gates. He was in for a surprise.

“Boo yeah!” yelled the secretly devout Christian and star of That 70’s Show as he skipped on past the dropped-jawed gathering of satan and his demons. "I’m heading on up to the pearly gates and leaving you chumps behind to burn in the lake of fire!”

“I totally had you fooled with all that drinking and womanizing and partying and blah blah blah. Didn’t I? Didn’t I??!!”

“Boo-Yah!” Kutcher added.

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