~THE MEN OF THE WORLD MEET TO SETTLE "THIS" ONCE AND FOR ALL

The men of the world gathered together in Atlanta on Saturday to settle "This" once and for all.

"Okay, fellas, let's settle "this" thing," said President Bush with a look and tone of determination. "'This' is some important legislation. I want focus here. If I see any write-ins for Mary Anne or Ginger I swear..."

Most of the men fell in line, relieved at the thought of finally having "this" settled but there was some in-fighting.

"Nabazeet Noonkozi Marcia!" Screamed Dinka Tribesman Mugala Nekata as he waved a spear menacingly over the head of Tyler Jones, who had come from San Francisco to voice his favor of Winnie. Tyler assumed the fetal position until other Winnie-supporters could come to his rescue and chase Nekata off.

Men from all over the world arrived by plane, auto, camel and kayak for the historic meeting held in Atlanta over the weekend. "I grew up watching Topanga," said 24 year old Wesley Zunns from Clifton Park, NY. "I wasn't going to let this go by without showing my support. Man meets past."

"I Love you Topanga!!", Zunns added.

While voting appeared heavily Marcia-slanted early on in the day in exit polling, it appears that her voting lacked stamina as most of her supporters went back to their hotels for a 4:30 dinner and a nap.

So the winner?

Winnie, of course.

Everyone knows "that".

Duh.