~OBESE CUSTOMER ASKED IF HE “WANTS THE RING DINGS LEFT OUT”

Obese shopper Stu Mullin was asked point blank on Friday by grocery bagger Rob Sarton if he wanted his Ring Dings left out.

“Hey Dude,” Sarton reportedly asked the 340 lb Mullin. “You want me to just leave these Ring Dings out for ya’?”

After stammering in embarrassment for a moment the computer programmer consented, acknowledging that they wouldn’t make it home.
“Good,” replied Sarton as he put the plastic bag back. “That’ll save a tree.”