~PUNK-SIGHTING REMINDS LOCAL MAN TO GO BACK AND LOCK HIS CAR

A random punk-sighting Tuesday reminded local man, Dean Miller, to return to his Ford Taurus and lock it.

“I was heading to the Photo Shop to pick up some pictures when I saw that group of punks hanging out on the stairs, smoking pot and worshipping satan and what-not. I immediately remembered that I hadn’t locked my car,” reported the 72 year old Miller.
“I wasted no time heading back to the Ford and locking it.”

“Damn kids…” Miller added